Cash for My Work

(Parody song.) A song for computer scientists who want more funding, but whose research topics aren’t sexy. To the tune of Part of Your World by Alan Menken, from the 1989 Disney film The Little Mermaid.

Between One and One Plus (Machine) Epsilon

(Parody song.) A song of longing for a computing environment free of floating-point errors. To the tune of Just Around the Riverbend by Alan Menken, from the 1995 Disney film Pocahontas.

Present Like a Prof

(Parody song.) Some advice to nervous academics on how to give a maximally obfuscating research talk. To the tune of I’ll Make a Man Out of You by Matthew Wilder, from the 1998 Disney film Mulan.